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« on: May 30, 2007, 10:53:25 pm »

A German bricklayer, who accused his girlfriend of liking her pet guinea pig more than him, killed the pet and turned it into a “romantic” dinner for two.

Lara Hochner, 23, from Darmstadt only found out what had happened when she went to her beloved pet Rudi after the candle-lit meal, to make sure he had enough food and water.

When she realised he was not there, her 29-year-old boyfriend Werner Brenner admitted that the couple had just eaten the animal.

He said: "She lavished more love on her pet than me in the three years we were together, and we were always fighting about the noise the damn thing made at night."

So when Lara was at work and he had a day off, Werner killed Rudi with a hammer, disembowelled him, fried him and served him for dinner.

Lara has now moved out of their shared home and lives with her parents, and has started court action against her now ex-boyfriend.
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 10:57:19 pm »

I know how he feels.
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2007, 03:03:38 am »

I wonder if tasted like Chicken shifty
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2007, 09:10:35 am »

How could any sane human not know what she was eating?  The Guinea pig hardly resembles nor I believe tastes like anything else.

Anyway both need therapy as they both seem a bit nuts.
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2007, 09:14:34 am »

I was stationed in Darmstadt Germany for a while. They had a pretty nice Irish pub there. Spent a lot of time in that Irish pub ... the Mexican Restaurant that had great Margaritas drool  beak yummy
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2007, 02:10:23 pm »

 laugh1 JR, I had to read your post a few times before I realized the connection... I kept thinking "wth does an Irish pub have to do w/eating hampsters?"

and that must have been some huge rodent for them to have dinner for two... any guinea pig i've ever met would hardly fill half a sammich.
But yes, there has to be some mental defect to 1) kill somones pet and eat it 2) feed it to the someone 3) be jelous of a pet.
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2007, 03:36:27 pm »

My wife is jealous of my computer sometimes eek

I hope she doesn't decide to kill and serve it up for dinner yuk
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2007, 06:48:49 pm »

what, dont like chips & dip? eat
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2007, 04:16:58 am »

Not big on silicon
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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2007, 07:52:20 am »

Ouch..!
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2007, 05:39:32 pm »

My wife is jealous of my computer sometimes eek

I hope she doesn't decide to kill and serve it up for dinner yuk
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So if eating all your veggies makes you "see better and become stronger", then won't eating your computer make you smarter? dunno laugh1
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2007, 12:22:57 pm »

hmm Interesting thought. Actually I would rather find a way to support my failing memory with extra storage space and a faster recall system.

I think the idea of blending technology with biology a really interesting possibility in the future (guess I've played ShadowRun a little too much Wink)
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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2007, 04:42:12 pm »

Hehe...you should consult the Borg perhaps? shifty
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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2007, 04:46:22 pm »

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« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2007, 05:21:55 pm »

Can't stay away from the dark side, are we?  horse
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